每天学点语文思维

第一部分 悖论诡辩 .........................1

1．学费之讼 .......................................... 1

2．苏格拉底悖论 .................................. 1

3．全能者悖论 ...................................... 1

4．谷堆悖论 .......................................... 1

5．罗素是教皇 ...................................... 2

6．奇怪的悖论 ...................................... 2

7．飞矢不动 .......................................... 2

8．白马非马 .......................................... 2

9．日近长安远 ...................................... 3

10．子非鱼，安知鱼之乐 ...................... 3

11．我被骗了吗 .................................... 3

12．被小孩子问倒了 ............................ 4

13．我撒谎了吗 .................................... 4

14．自相矛盾 ........................................ 5

15．打破预言 ........................................ 5

16．机灵的小孩 .................................... 5

17．聪明的禅师 .................................... 5

18．狡诈的县官 .................................... 5

19．正直的强盗 .................................... 6

20．小红帽脱险 .................................... 6

21．借锄头 ............................................ 6

22．锦囊妙计 ........................................ 6

23．拿回零花钱 .................................... 7

24．希腊老师的辩术 ........................... 7

25．要钱币 ............................................ 7

26．娶到公主 ........................................ 7

27．都想要的苹果 ................................ 7

28．酒瓶 ................................................ 8

29．吹牛 ................................................ 8

30．挤公交 ............................................ 8

31．财主赴宴 ........................................ 8

32．父在母先亡 .................................... 9

33．禁止吸烟 ........................................ 9

34．辩解 ................................................ 9

35．立等可取 ........................................ 9

36．赤心 ................................................ 9

37．迷信的人 ........................................ 9

38．遗传性不孕症 .............................. 10

39．修电灯 .......................................... 10

40．运动员和乌龟赛跑 ...................... 10

41．冒险经历 ...................................... 11

42．旅店的房费 .................................. 11

43．逻辑错误 ...................................... 11

44．就要让你猜不到 .......................... 11

45．负债累累 ...................................... 12

46．贪吃 .............................................. 12

47．天机不可泄露 .............................. 12

48．修庙 .............................................. 12

49．所罗门断案 .................................. 13

第二部分　机智幽默 .......................14

50．一语双关 ...................................... 14

51．不会游泳 ...................................... 14

52．马克 吐温的道歉 ....................... 14

53．以其人之道还治其人之身 .......... 15

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每天学点语文思维

54．找出匪首 ...................................... 15

55．火灾中逃生 .................................. 15

56．怎样把水烧开 .............................. 15

57．幽默的钢琴家 .............................. 16

58．弥勒佛 .......................................... 16

59．纪晓岚祝寿 .................................. 16

60．善意的批评 .................................. 16

61．相互提问 ...................................... 17

62．是否改变选择 .............................. 17

63．不咬人 .......................................... 17

64．机智的总统 .................................. 17

65．卖梳子 .......................................... 18

66．裁缝的招牌 .................................. 18

67．教子 .............................................. 18

68．后生可畏 ...................................... 18

69．哲学家的智慧 .............................. 18

70．灵机一动 ...................................... 19

71．老虎来临 ...................................... 19

72．不可杀生 ...................................... 19

73．小孩与狗熊 .................................. 19

74．聪明的兔子 .................................. 19

75．一休晒经 ...................................... 20

76．两个导游 ...................................... 20

77．聪明的老人 .................................. 20

78．学问与金钱 .................................. 21

79．阿凡提的故事 .............................. 21

80．进化论 .......................................... 21

81．回敬 .............................................. 21

82．遇见上帝 ...................................... 22

83．岳母的刁难 .................................. 22

84．区寄智斗强盗 .............................. 22

85．心灵感应 ...................................... 22

86．反驳 .............................................. 23

87．你有什么了不起的 ...................... 23

88．谁比谁聪明 .................................. 23

89．擦皮鞋 .......................................... 23

90．一件旧大衣 .................................. 23

91．中国人的幽默 .............................. 24

92．打棒球的男孩 .............................. 24

93．楚庄王的智谋 .............................. 25

94．割草的男孩 .................................. 25

95．将兵游戏 ...................................... 25

96．习惯标准 ...................................... 26

97．《圣经》 ........................................ 26

98．地主的刁难 .................................. 26

99．捏面人 .......................................... 26

100．聪明的男孩 ................................ 26

101．买东西（1） .............................. 26

102．他在干什么 ................................ 27

103．戏弄和珅 .................................... 27

104．没有写错 .................................... 27

105．讽刺慈禧 .................................... 27

106．巧断讹诈案 ................................ 27

107．幽默家的牌匾 ............................ 28

108．华佗骂贪官 ................................ 28

109．办不到 ........................................ 28

110．超重 ............................................ 28

111．种金子 ........................................ 29

112．让路 ............................................ 29

113．纪晓岚的计谋 ............................ 29

114．巧记圆周率 ................................ 30

115．推销作品 .................................... 30

116．解除尴尬 .................................... 30

117．巴尔扎克的幽默 ........................ 30

118．演讲 ............................................ 30

119．讲故事 ........................................ 30

120．装睡 ............................................ 30

121．德政匾 ........................................ 31

122．傲慢的夫人 ................................ 31

123．两堵墙 ........................................ 31

目 录

124．无法修改 .................................... 31

125．买东西（2） .............................. 31

126．聪明的书童 ................................ 31

第三部分 巧猜谜语 .......................32

127．招贤谜题 .................................... 32

128．对哑谜 ........................................ 32

129．生物课 ........................................ 32

130．奇怪的顾客 ................................ 32

131．聪明的孩子 ................................ 33

132．下一站去哪儿 ............................ 33

133．出差的地点 ................................ 33

134．接头暗号 .................................... 33

135．酒鬼的外甥 ................................ 34

136．徐文长题字 ................................ 34

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