外国幽默讽刺故事精选.9:英汉对照

1 Talking about a Hunter
2 Selling the House
3 An Offer of Marriage
4 The Young Man and His Boss
5 A Family Quarrel
6 Is She a Real Doll?
7 Where is Father?
8 You Got it Again
9 Where is the Cake?
10 At the Bottom
11 Is He a Crab?
12 A Silly Man
13 l'm the Bridegroom
14 The Right Answer
15 Is Tom Selfish?
16 A Kind Brother
17 It's Somebody Else's Turn
18 Tom and His Grandma
19 The Whole Box of Candy
20 Chocolate and Kiss
21 l Couldn't Find a Snake
22 l Left a Note, Too
23 Why Are They Late?
24 Where Are the Cannibals?
25 An interesting Student
26 l Never Thought So
27 Is John Listening?
28 An interesting Answer
29 The Students' Wish
30 Is Little Jack Clever?
31 Heat and Cold
32 You Spelled Your Name Correctly
33 An Absent-minded Professor
34 l Like Fried Chicken
35 Me Either
36 Come and Catch Mice
37 A Good Box of Matches
38 I Have the Key
39 The Orchard is Uurning
40 Is He Blind?
41 Profesor's Apology
42 Where Are His Mittens?
43 The Apple Pie
44 The Woman and Her Three Dogs
45 How Did the Kitten Die?
46 Is He Very Silly?
47 An interesting Patient
49 Misunderstanding
50 He is a Barber
51 Where's My Son?
52 Can He Play the Violin?
53 Do You Have Fingernails?
54 North or South?
55 Who is Cleverer?
56 A Sausage
57 Brea'd and Eyes
58 What's the World's Record?
59 How Did She Kill Her Husband?
60 l Have Several Papas and Mamas
61 Why Was He Angry?
62 Why Didn't His Father Punish Him?
63 Two Poor Travellers
64 Have You Read Hamlet?
65 Weight or Money?
66 Is the Archaeologist Clever?
67 l Would Wish to Be an Orphan
68 Bernard Shaw and a Girl
69 Tit for Tat
70 Giving You a New Start
71 Chaplain's First Appearance on the Stage
72 The Grand Prize
73 The Ragged Boys
74 Is Her Father Blind?
75 Will Willie's Grandfather Be Happy?
76 A Drunkard
77 One Thousand Times
78 l Have to Save Myself First
79 Is He Really Somebody?
80 A New Drug
81 Tom and Jack
82 He is Too Ugly
83 He is Too Fat
84 The Swallow and the Sparrow
85 Two Pence
86 Where Are the Tickets?
87 The Clever Salesman
88 A New Record
89 First and Last
91 An interesting Barber
92 Is He Blind or Lame?
93 Brake and Horn
94 l Can Borrow it
95 The Meaning of Dreams
96 Why Do Men Go First?
97 l've Run Out of Film
98 Imagination
99 Whose Fault?
100 Has the Lion Read the Book?
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