英语幽默精粹:[英汉对照]

1. a speaking role 有发言权的角色

2. the painting from memory 记忆画

3. reconstruction 重新编组

4. the traditional service 传统仪式

5. the vet's advice 兽医的建议

6. skydiving 特技跳伞比赛

7. in the man's outfit 女扮男装

8. the other flounder 再上一条鲆鱼

9. your peers 与你同等的人

10. the convict's experience 罪犯的经验

11. your father is my father 你爸爸就是我爸爸

12. marvellous prediction 神算

13. seventeen to three 17比3通过

14. to moscow 到莫斯科排队

15. two skunks 两只臭鼬

16. to improve your grammar 提高语法17. crazed with passion 激情浩荡

18. baptism 为蝙蝠洗礼

19. it never worked 根本没用

20. who is this speaking? 请问你是谁?

21. you got it again 旧病复发

.22. with three dogs 与狗同行

23. an effective way of losing weight 有效减肥

24. the next student 下一个学生

25. you' re absolutely right 你绝对没错

26. far away from home 离家千里

27. to get a new monkey 再换一只猴子

28. i' ii wake up ed 叫醒埃德

29. tired of all his lies 讨厌他一直说谎

30. memory school 记忆学校

31. when to plant potatoes 何时种土豆

32. the subject of speech 演讲的主题

33. step by step 步步深入

34. not so fast 别跨得那么快

35. to look for dad 寻找爸爸36. because of not knowing 因为不认识

37. the same pronunciation 发音相

38. we can slip under the door 能从门下塞进去

39. revenge 报仇

40. what do you think? 你说呢?

41. what is seven times seven? 7乘以7是多少?

42. you're 20 years late 迟到了20年

43. we can' t see australia 我们看不见澳大利亚

44. it looks like the express 出来的像是特快列车

45. in the swimming pool 在游泳池里

46. fine once he's paid for 付款就好

47. the change of the objective 转移目标

48. not a bit 一点也不

49. opposites attracting each other 异性相吸

50. you were the closest 你最接近

51. bragging 吹牛

52. my wife's contribution 妻子的功劳

53. i' ll risk one eye 愿赔上一只眼54. what are the advantages? 优点是什么?

55. a date with a cat 鼠猫相会

56. i' ve got to get my teeth 我得把牙取来

57. you could try 可以试一下嘛

58. to marry for batter or vice versa

是娶面糊还是面糊娶你

59. blended coffee 调和咖啡

60. her fingers like lightning bolts 手指像闪

61. or 30 pounds 否则就会有30磅

62. too many outside activities 外事活动太多

63. on a pedestal 放在脚踏板上

64. to pay for the ambiance 为气氛买单

65. mother of pearl 珍珠母

66. to my room 关进我的房间

67. how much do you want it to be?

你想要它是多少?

68. that was before i tried it 那是我尝试前的价码

69. a policy 保险单70. a lousy haircut 糟糕的理发

71. the definition of bachelor 单身汉的定义

72. to be in politics means to tell lies

从政就要撒谎

73. buried in one grave 合葬

74. we don't live here 我们不住在这儿

75. reasoning from anology 类比推理

76. i' m not superstitious 我不迷信

77. the ridiculous hour 荒唐时刻

78. idiot 白痴

79. speeding 超速行驶

80. at the gate of heaven 天堂门口

81. never to be a father 再也当不成爸爸了

82. applied psychology 应用心理学

83. a modem artist 现代派画家

84. confession 忏悔

85. how can you be sure? 你怎么敢肯定?

86. 500 times 抄写500

87. to let my chauffeur answer it 让司机回答88. it certainly has 太有帮助了

89. i have my own room 我有专用房间

90. what does that mean? 这意味着什么?

91. misunderstanding 误解

92. take my daily balance sheet

把账单也拿走吧

93. look! he's moving! 瞧! 他在动呢!

94. a theology scholar 神学学者

95. downcast 灰心丧气

96. i'd know who to call 我知道该给谁打电话

97. name them 都叫什么名字

98. an abstract painting 抽象画

99. to be a seventh-grade teacher

当7年级老师

100. exploring 探险

101. the laziest person 最懒的人

102. what will barbie wear? 芭比娃娃穿什么?

103. 30 minutes slow 慢了30分钟

104. the bridge of madison county 廊桥遗梦105. so is your mother 你母亲也是

106. on his diet 丈夫节食

107. it' s only a penny 不就是1便士嘛

108. chicken noodle 鸡汤面条

109. history repeats itself 历史会重演

110. clean clothes 干净衣服

111. i'm john wilson 我叫约翰·威尔逊

112. i'll use my iron 我用熨斗做菜

113. you're not my boyfriend 你不是我的男友

114. that was my mother's wedding

那是我妈妈的婚礼

115. with thistles 带刺的插花

116. counterattack 反击

117. the deal 交易

118. a good way 良方

119. the extra key 备用钥匙

120. the maze 迷魂阵

121. she got hit by a car 她被汽车撞了一下

122. i just wanted you to know 想让你知道

123. tactic 策略

124. competition 竞赛

125. great minds think alike 英雄所见略同

126. i'man emt 我是急救医师

127. yes, you have 不, 你有过

128. i'm back here 我在后边呢

129. spending the honeymoon there

在那里度过蜜月

130. do you have a bath? 你洗澡吗?

131. it listens 它会听

132. an open-book exam 开卷考试

133. an honest answer 如实回答

134. what is courage? 什么是勇气?

135. password 口令

136. for he's a jolly good fellow

因为他是个老好人

137. it's a swimming pool 那是游泳池

138. my wife turns away 妻子退兵

139. when the leaves are gone

当树叶掉光的时候

140. on and off 开开关关

141. he' ll miss his funeral

他会错过自己的葬礼

142. a foolish police officer 愚蠢的警官

143. another pilot disappeared 另一名飞行员失踪

144. who was at the door, honey?

谁在门口?

145. very slowly 慢慢拔

146. the alligator didn't wear shoes

鳄鱼没穿鞋

147. i don't want to argue 不想争论

148. why did lady liberty hold a torch?

为什么自由女神要举火炬?

149. al laundry 一流洗衣店

150. who is superior? 谁是高手?

151. who is the printer? 印刷者是谁?

152. what is more important? 什么更重要?153. an unexpected harvest 意外收获

154. a last resort 绝招

155. you locked yourself in the house

你把自己锁进房里了

156. the little black hen 小黑母鸡

157. the cause of losing fingers 断指的原因

158. avoid being bothered 免被打搅

159. 50 000 people under him 手下有五万人

160. sooner or later 迟早

161. i' m not married 我还没结婚

162. a collar-button in my soup 汤里有一枚领扣

163. a correct answer 回答正确

164. they are all dead 他们都死了

165. waitng for my secretary 我在等秘书

166. it's your turn to whistle 该你吹口哨了

167. not a word 别说话

168. is ink so expensive? 墨水很贵吗?

169. i'll just hold your hand 我来拉住你的手170. have you weighed your boy? 你称过小孩吗?

171. it' s not my fault 不是我的错

172. it wasn't there this morning 今天早上还没有

173. extra for shower 加收沐浴费

174. the reason of being sacked 解雇的原因

175. send forthe fire brigade 快去叫消防队

176. so am i 我也是第一次

177. divulging the secret 泄密

178. she' s the one of selling candy 她是卖糖果的

179. the poet's house 诗人的房子

180. my father's motto 爸爸的座右铭

181. confidence 自信

182. you' ve changed your name, too

你连名字也变了

183. grandma saw 外婆见过

184. i was inside the coat 我也在里面185. two hearts 两颗心脏

186. two pronouns 两个代词

187. till tomorrow 明天才收到

188. half the time 玩一半时间

189. an alarmist 危言耸听

190. just for five minutes 请等5分钟

191. is that you, jack? 是你吗,杰克?

192. i'm not inquisite 我不爱问到底

193. not at all 一点也不会

194. the result of laziness 懒惰的结果

195. what a beach! 多么大的海滩!

196. there flies a dead duck 飞走的是只死鸭子

197. where are the alps? 阿尔卑斯山在哪里?

198. you're standing on my foot 你正踩着我的脚

199. i hope so 我也希望如此

200. i don't want to risk 不想冒险

201. put your tongue out again, will you?

再伸出你的舌头了吗?202. i present arms! 我要举枪敬礼!

203. i'm george 我是乔治

204. the sparrows would have heard me

麻雀会听到的

205. why does it rain on the road, too?

为什么也下在路上呢?

206. watching tv in the ladies' room

在厕所看电视

207. put the dog down 先把我的狗放下

208. what's that under your hat?

你的帽子下面是什么?

209. because our eyes are before ears

因为眼睛在前、耳朵在后

210. one of your chickens is in bloom

你的一只鸡开花了

211. we have a new boy now 又来了个新同学

212. only sixteen chapters 只有16章

213. i wanted to get off 我刚才是想下车

214. it's a mirror 那是镜子215. would he be able to attend my funeral?

地球不是要倾向一边了吗?

216. i'm on the bus 我在公共汽车上

217. i will fall down 我就会掉下来的

218. woman is like the little finger 女人像小拇指

219. married 结过婚的

220. i've come to install the phone

我是来安装电话的

221. all by yourself 一个人站着

222. “married” sleeping “已婚”觉

223. one of my great regrets 我最大的遗憾

224. the champion optimist 世界上最乐观的人

225. i can hear the bird singing

我可以听到小鸟在歌唱

226. it's my painting on the wall

墙上的画是我的

227. regret 后悔

228. put him in a slower group 把他分到慢班229. won't the earth list on that side?

地球不是要倾向一边了吗?

230. marry penguin 和企鹅结婚

231. prediction 未卜先知

232. main entrance 正门

233. you know 不说你也知道

234. because your feet aren't empty

因为你的脚下不是空的

235. a rookie police officer 初出茅庐的警官

236. farther away from the paint bucket

离油漆桶一天比一天远

237. i'm his second wife 我就是他的第二个太太

238. my abc's 基础知识

239. i want it in your left arm 请打在你的左臂上

240. never mentioning your name

从未提起过你的名字

241. a creative defense 有创见的辩护242. to believe a donkey's word 宁可相信驴话

243. it's rather unusual 太不寻常了

244. i'm a divorce lawyer 我是一名离婚律师

245. to which end of the fork do you refer?

你指的是叉子的哪一头?

246. did you fall off? 你掉下来了吗?

247. have you got a bronze girl?

你们这里有青铜姑娘吗?

248. you may tell a falsehood just as i did

你也可以像我一样说假话

249. i brought you some rain

我给你们带来了些雨水

250. so many acquaintances 熟人太多

251. the nice-looking man 俊男

252. every honeymoon 每次蜜月都来

253. we'll be all square 我们都扯平了

254. the little girl's reply 小女孩的回答

255. up to the ducks' middles

只到鸭子的半个身子

256. the name will be on the letters

名字在信上

257. a nice, quiet cow 一头温顺的母牛

258. where's my rolex?

我的劳力士表哪去了?